W. C. Fields

Quotes by the famous film comedian, W. C. Fields

Friday, January 02, 2009

I never drink water …

A very funny quote from W. C. Fields on why he didn’t drink water ...

“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.”
-- W. C. Fields

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Thursday, December 13, 2007

’Twas a woman drove me to drink…

"’Twas a woman drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.”
-- W. C. Fields

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I never drink anything stronger than …

"I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”
-- W. C. Fields

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