Celebrity Quotes

About the time we can make the ends meet …

2008-05-18T18:21:00Z

"About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.”
-- Herbert Hoover

I don’t want them punished with a baby.

2008-03-31T11:58:00Z

“Look, I got two daughters — 9 years old and 6 years old,” he said. “I am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby. I don’t want them punished with an STD at age 16, so it doesn’t make sense to not give them information.”—Senator Barack Obama

Editor’s note: babies are a punishment, Senator? If your child became pregnant out of wedlock, you’d ‘abort’ your own grandchild? And for the record, condoms don’t stop most STD’s (sexually transmitted diseases).

Why haven’t you urged the indictment of Obama and Hillary given their roles in urging non-Democrats

2008-03-26T11:02:00Z

"Well, we have people urging Ohio prosecutors to investigate and indict me for Operation Chaos. We have people at The Nation magazine and on PMSNBC urging the Ohio authorities to conduct their investigation and indict me. Again, to you communists over at The Nation, let me ask you something. In Pennsylvania, you have Obama and Hillary both asking Republicans to register as Democrats so they can vote for them in the upcoming primary on April 22nd. In Ohio, the same thing happened, the Obama campaign put leaflets on people’s doors saying if you’re Republican, go ahead and vote Democrat, your primary’s all sidled up, so just register as a Democrat here and vote for me. Now, why haven’t you people at The Nation—by the way, thanks for the picture of our Operation Chaos cap in your article—why haven’t you urged the indictment of Obama and Hillary given their roles in urging non-Democrats to vote for them in these states.”

Now, we can’t say ‘Obama’ without them thinking it’s racist.

2008-03-26T10:51:00Z

"We can’t use Obama’s middle name. Now, we can’t say ‘Obama’ without them thinking it’s racist. So what are we left with? Barry? Call him Barry?”

You know, Hillary, if you’re going to lie about this Bosnia trip, just say that you were confused

2008-03-26T10:48:00Z

"You know, Hillary, if you’re going to lie about this Bosnia trip, just say that you were confused—that you were watching sniper fire on the in-flight movie and that’s where you got the idea for it.”

The dirty little secret is that Democrat votes in the Democrat primary don’t even count!

2008-03-26T10:44:00Z

"The dirty little secret is that Democrat votes in the Democrat primary don’t even count! Have you heard of superdelegates? They’re there to prevent stupid Democrat voters from nominating somebody like George McGovern or Jimmy Carter!”

you have to listen to people who have been alive a long time.

2008-03-22T12:41:00Z

"A lot of young people look at seasoned citizens and say: ‘I don’t want to hang around grandma—it’s not cool.’ But, boy, you have to listen to people who have been alive a long time.”

neither Obama nor Hillary is running on the truth

2008-03-22T12:39:00Z

"I can’t say with confidence the nominee’s going to be Obama, but I am wise enough to know this: neither Obama nor Hillary is running on the truth. Mrs. Clinton is not experienced, and Mr. Obama is not a man who can unite us.”

Social Security is far, far and away beyond what it was ever intended to be

2008-03-22T12:37:00Z

"Social Security is far, far and away beyond what it was ever intended to be. Well, I take that back. I think FDR knew exactly what he wanted and he got it: something that gets Democrats elected every four years as often as possible.”

Feminism took away femininity

2008-03-20T03:15:00Z

"Feminism took away femininity. I can remember back in the 70s complimenting a woman’s appearance: ‘Oh, you’re insulting my brain!’”

It was a miracle for John Adams to craft unanimity from 13 colonies

2008-03-20T03:07:01Z

"It was a miracle for John Adams to craft unanimity from 13 colonies who had 13 different special interests. These Founding Fathers were not all hell-bent for independence; many considered themselves Englishmen. But Adams got his unity not by watering down his vision.”

With liberalism, nobody is responsible for what they do

2008-03-20T03:05:00Z

"With liberalism, nobody is responsible for what they do; there’s always somebody else or some institution to blame that makes people victims.”

We have no leadership from Hillary. Obama’s not a leader. McCain’s not a leader.

2008-03-20T03:02:03Z

"We have no leadership from Hillary. Obama’s not a leader. McCain’s not a leader. These are politicians seeking a promotion, pure and simple.”

If you ‘profoundly disagree’ with the Reverend Wright, Senator Obama

2008-03-19T02:57:00Z

"If you ‘profoundly disagree’ with the Reverend Wright, Senator Obama, then why did you give him an advisory role in your campaign?”

You only get one life, and you have to make the most of it

2008-03-19T02:55:00Z

"We all go through life not being liked by people, but you don’t surrender power to those people to reshape your life in bitterness and rage for the rest of your days. You only get one life, and you have to make the most of it—and with conservatism you can.”