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Sunday, May 18, 2008

Politicians | About the time we can make the ends meet …

"About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.”
-- Herbert Hoover

Posted by traymond on 05/18 at 12:21 PM
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Monday, March 31, 2008

Barack Obama | I don’t want them punished with a baby.

“Look, I got two daughters — 9 years old and 6 years old,” he said. “I am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby. I don’t want them punished with an STD at age 16, so it doesn’t make sense to not give them information.”—Senator Barack Obama

Editor’s note: babies are a punishment, Senator?  If your child became pregnant out of wedlock, you’d ‘abort’ your own grandchild?  And for the record, condoms don’t stop most STD’s (sexually transmitted diseases).

Posted by traymond on 03/31 at 05:58 AM
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Rush Limbaugh | Why haven’t you urged the indictment of Obama and Hillary given their roles in urging non-Democrats

"Well, we have people urging Ohio prosecutors to investigate and indict me for Operation Chaos.  We have people at The Nation magazine and on PMSNBC urging the Ohio authorities to conduct their investigation and indict me.  Again, to you communists over at The Nation, let me ask you something.  In Pennsylvania, you have Obama and Hillary both asking Republicans to register as Democrats so they can vote for them in the upcoming primary on April 22nd.  In Ohio, the same thing happened, the Obama campaign put leaflets on people’s doors saying if you’re Republican, go ahead and vote Democrat, your primary’s all sidled up, so just register as a Democrat here and vote for me.  Now, why haven’t you people at The Nation—by the way, thanks for the picture of our Operation Chaos cap in your article—why haven’t you urged the indictment of Obama and Hillary given their roles in urging non-Democrats to vote for them in these states.”

Posted by traymond on 03/26 at 05:02 AM
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Rush Limbaugh | Now, we can’t say ‘Obama’ without them thinking it’s racist.

"We can’t use Obama’s middle name. Now, we can’t say ‘Obama’ without them thinking it’s racist. So what are we left with? Barry? Call him Barry?”

Posted by traymond on 03/26 at 04:51 AM
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Rush Limbaugh | You know, Hillary, if you’re going to lie about this Bosnia trip, just say that you were confused

"You know, Hillary, if you’re going to lie about this Bosnia trip, just say that you were confused—that you were watching sniper fire on the in-flight movie and that’s where you got the idea for it.”

Posted by traymond on 03/26 at 04:48 AM
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Rush Limbaugh | The dirty little secret is that Democrat votes in the Democrat primary don’t even count!

"The dirty little secret is that Democrat votes in the Democrat primary don’t even count! Have you heard of superdelegates? They’re there to prevent stupid Democrat voters from nominating somebody like George McGovern or Jimmy Carter!”

Posted by traymond on 03/26 at 04:44 AM
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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Rush Limbaugh | you have to listen to people who have been alive a long time.

"A lot of young people look at seasoned citizens and say: ‘I don’t want to hang around grandma—it’s not cool.’ But, boy, you have to listen to people who have been alive a long time.”

Posted by traymond on 03/22 at 06:41 AM
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Rush Limbaugh | neither Obama nor Hillary is running on the truth

"I can’t say with confidence the nominee’s going to be Obama, but I am wise enough to know this: neither Obama nor Hillary is running on the truth. Mrs. Clinton is not experienced, and Mr. Obama is not a man who can unite us.”

Posted by traymond on 03/22 at 06:39 AM
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Rush Limbaugh | Social Security is far, far and away beyond what it was ever intended to be

"Social Security is far, far and away beyond what it was ever intended to be. Well, I take that back. I think FDR knew exactly what he wanted and he got it: something that gets Democrats elected every four years as often as possible.”

Posted by traymond on 03/22 at 06:37 AM
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Rush Limbaugh | Feminism took away femininity

"Feminism took away femininity. I can remember back in the 70s complimenting a woman’s appearance: ‘Oh, you’re insulting my brain!’”

Posted by traymond on 03/19 at 09:15 PM
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| It was a miracle for John Adams to craft unanimity from 13 colonies

"It was a miracle for John Adams to craft unanimity from 13 colonies who had 13 different special interests. These Founding Fathers were not all hell-bent for independence; many considered themselves Englishmen. But Adams got his unity not by watering down his vision.”

Posted by traymond on 03/19 at 09:07 PM
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| With liberalism, nobody is responsible for what they do

"With liberalism, nobody is responsible for what they do; there’s always somebody else or some institution to blame that makes people victims.”

Posted by traymond on 03/19 at 09:05 PM
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Rush Limbaugh | We have no leadership from Hillary. Obama’s not a leader. McCain’s not a leader.

"We have no leadership from Hillary. Obama’s not a leader. McCain’s not a leader. These are politicians seeking a promotion, pure and simple.”

Posted by traymond on 03/19 at 09:02 PM
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Rush Limbaugh | If you ‘profoundly disagree’ with the Reverend Wright, Senator Obama

"If you ‘profoundly disagree’ with the Reverend Wright, Senator Obama, then why did you give him an advisory role in your campaign?”

Posted by traymond on 03/18 at 08:57 PM
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Rush Limbaugh | You only get one life, and you have to make the most of it

"We all go through life not being liked by people, but you don’t surrender power to those people to reshape your life in bitterness and rage for the rest of your days. You only get one life, and you have to make the most of it—and with conservatism you can.”

Posted by traymond on 03/18 at 08:55 PM
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